May 2013
This one's for the fangirls and boys:
shady-brain-farm:
durnesque-esque:
(Inspired by this post)
YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!
NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!
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I LITERALLY JUST STRETCHED MY NECK UP.
I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO FROM SIDE TO SIDE
JFC
weepingfandom:
helloandgoodbyesweetie:
SHE SAID THE THING
YES SHE SAID THE THING
I WONDER IF SHE’LL SAY THE OTHER THING
NO THAT IS NOT THE THING
THAT IS THE WRONG THING
NO
NO
NO
ABORT ABORT
NO
SHE DIDN’T SAY THE RIGHT THING
STOP
NO
MY TEARS
morrissarty:
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
internetexplorers:
Great First Date Conversation Topics:
is it pronounced gif or jif
is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?
saucybastards:
saucybastards:
saucybastards:
ok I was pooping in my bathroom and I looked over and saw this
DO YOIU SEE TAHT FUCKING HUEG ASS SPIDER OMG I ASM TERRIFYED OF SPIREDS
I LITERALLY CRAWLED OVER THE FUCKING COUNTER TO GET OUT ALIVE
GUYS IT MOVD TO THE FUKCING HALLWAYT
*SCREAMING INTERNALLY*
I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS NOW
IF I DIE TONIGHT ASHLEIGH GETS MY URL
saucybastards:
thisplaceisfullofghosts:
saucybastards:
saucybastards:
ok I was pooping in my bathroom and I looked over and saw this
DO YOIU SEE TAHT FUCKING HUEG ASS SPIDER OMG I ASM TERRIFYED OF SPIREDS
I LITERALLY CRAWLED OVER THE FUCKING COUNTER TO GET OUT ALIVE
GUYS IT MOVD TO THE FUKCING HALLWAYT
*SCREAMING INTERNALLY*
Kill it Miranda! With scrubbing bubbles!
I AM...
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
hamburgay:
hamburgay:
What do you call a person without a heart
Dead
richardarmitge:
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
